WIENER WRANGLER

Every rink has loose pucks rattling around the corners, and every beer league has at least one guy willing to go get them. The Glizzies have Joey Teahan. Nobody taught him to hunt down a rebound in the blue paint like it owed him money — it just seems to be how he was built. The nameplate Wiener Wrangler was bestowed after a single shift in which he rounded up three separate loose pucks and one very confused opposing winger, herding all four toward the exact spot on the ice he wanted them. Some call it hustle. The Glizzies call it a specialty. Whatever is loose, wherever it ends up, Joey Teahan is already headed that direction.