You pitch it. We consider it. No promises.
Submissions are reviewed by the bench weekly. Democracy is not used. Results may vary.
Submit your bit
Pregame ritual, mid-game stunt, locker room chaos. All categories welcome.
Team votes
The bench reviews submissions. Debate is heated. Chaos prevails.
We deploy it
Selected antics get attempted in a real game. Results may vary. No refunds.
You get credit
Deployed antics are posted here with your handle. Glory is yours forever.
Antics We Actually Did
These made it off the bench and onto the ice. You're welcome, Utah.
The Glizzy Salute
After every goal, the scorer skates to the corner boards, faces the crowd, and does one solemn hand-on-heart salute before joining the celebration. No exceptions.
The Raw Dog Walk-Off
Raw Dog of the Night winner skates a full solo lap while the bench bangs sticks. Crowd participation required. No early exits permitted under any circumstances.
The Nature Doc Chirp
One designated player delivers a pregame chirp to the opposing team's best player — delivered in the cadence of a BBC nature documentary. Volume is mandatory. Eye contact is encouraged.
Submit an Antic
Make it stupid. Make it specific. Make it Glizzy.
In the Locker Room. Pending Decision.
These submissions are actively being debated. The bench has opinions. Democracy will not be used.
Celebrate Every Save
Every time the goalie makes any save — not just big ones, every single one — the entire bench erupts like it's game 7 overtime. Full commitment. No exceptions for easy stops.
Designated Hype Man Shift
One player per game whose only job during their bench shift is standing at the boards delivering pure unfiltered energy at the opposing team. No skating. All chirp.
Submit Below
The next reviewed antic is probably yours. Don't let us down. The bar is low. The ice is cold. The Glizzies are listening.