Get To Know The Team
Roster cards with bite.
This page is built to turn real GameSheet stats into player blurbs, awards, schedule notes, and very official nonsense.
Official vibe report
Stats imported
Season Schedule
Every stop on the grill tour.
Spring 2026 D League
Glizzies playoff tracker.
The league export can lag behind the schedule, so this section now tracks only the Glizzies results we can verify from the completed games. No more mixing old league rows with new Glizzies math.
Utah Glizzies
8-5-2, riding a two-game win streak into the championship.
The latest completed game is an 8-1 demolition of The Misfits. That puts the Glizzies at 63 goals for, 45 against, a plus-18 differential, and a date with the Salty Boys in the championship on July 3.
Eight wins, five losses, two shootout losses. 18 points.
Plus-18 goal differential. The grill is officially hot.
Saucer Kings and Misfits both got served.
Misfits demolished. Championship booked.
Championship — Friday, July 3 at 8:00 PM.
Updated from GameSheetStats and the current team schedule.
The Roster
Meet the bench, now with receipts.
Pulled from the Utah Glizzies Team Stats export on GameSheetStats. Everybody gets a spot here, even the players whose official stat line currently reads like a very peaceful evening.
Meet Our Team
Nameplate origin stories.
Built from the team nameplate sheet, then lightly grilled until every player gets a legend instead of just a stat line.
Rushton has seen things.
Eleven games, 35 goals against, a 3.79 goals-against average, and a .839 save percentage. That is not a stat line, that is a crease employee asking for hazard pay.
Twenty-five skaters, one shared dream.
The Glizzies have 40 team goals, 16 different goal scorers, and enough zero-PIM skaters to make the penalty box feel oddly quiet.
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