Chris Call was once a quiet, normal hockey player until a county fair eating contest changed everything. After defeating seven men, one mascot, and a retired competitive eater in a hot dog showdown, he vanished behind the bleachers in a cloud of steam and stadium mustard. He was no longer Chris. He was J. Chestnut — a man blessed and cursed with unnatural glizzy endurance. The Utah Glizzies recruited him after he blocked a shot, won a faceoff, and finished someone else's concessions order during the same shift.