Founder's Pricing — Limited TimeLocked in for founding Glizzies who share the same sauce as us. Price goes up once the Foundation is built.
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Limited-Time PresaleJerseys are sold in presale batches. Reserve and pay now — once the window closes we place the batch order with our supplier. Expect roughly 4–6 weeks to ship after the presale closes. Full embroidery, made to order, all sales final.
Your name. Your number. Your problem now. Embroidered on permanently, worn at games occasionally, worn to the grocery store more than anyone should admit out loud. Once your name's on the back, it's not really a jersey anymore — it's a lifestyle brand with a roster of one. Full embroidery, made to order, and built to outlast at least two relationships and one gym membership.
Cream or Glizzy Green. S–XXL. Spell it right — we will absolutely stitch "DOGFATHER" and call it a design choice. All sales final, like your thirties.
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No returns. All sales final. Your name’s on the back — there’s no leash long enough to walk that one back. Spell it right and size it right.
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