Thank You For Eating Up All The DogsFounder's pricing is closed — you ate up every last dog, and you're gonna look damn good out there in the wild. The Foundation has been built. Now we go bigger and better. By the people, for the people.
Your name. Your number. Your problem now. Embroidered on permanently, worn at games occasionally, worn to the grocery store more than anyone should admit out loud. Once your name's on the back, it's not really a jersey anymore — it's a lifestyle brand with a roster of one. Full embroidery, made to order, and built to outlast at least two relationships and one gym membership.
Cream or Glizzy Green. S–XXL. Spell it right — we will absolutely stitch "DOGFATHER" and call it a design choice. All sales final, like your thirties.
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No returns. All sales final. Your name’s on the back — there’s no leash long enough to walk that one back. Spell it right and size it right.
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