Thank You For Eating Up All The DogsFounder's pricing is closed — you ate up every last dog, and you're gonna look damn good out there in the wild. The Foundation has been built. Now we go bigger and better. By the people, for the people.
No name. No number. No accountability. This is the jersey for the people. Full embroidery, zero commitment of a nameplate — the sartorial equivalent of a fake name at a party. Wear it to the game. Wear it to brunch. Wear it to places that have nothing to do with hockey, because at this point it's less of a jersey and more of a personality. Machine washable. Dryer optional, but so is your back-check, so we understand if you skip steps. All sales are final, much like your decision to play beer league hockey in your thirties.
Cream or Glizzy Green. S–XXL. Pairs well with a beer you didn't pay for.
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No returns. All sales final. We’ve only got so many leashes for so many dogs — we’re here to spread Glizzies in the wild, not run a returns desk. Pick your size like you mean it.
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