Founder's Pricing — Limited TimeLocked in for founding Glizzies who share the same sauce as us. Price goes up once the Foundation is built.
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Limited-Time PresaleJerseys are sold in presale batches. Reserve and pay now — once the window closes we place the batch order with our supplier. Expect roughly 4–6 weeks to ship after the presale closes. Full embroidery, made to order, all sales final.
No name. No number. No accountability. This is the jersey for the people. Full embroidery, zero commitment of a nameplate — the sartorial equivalent of a fake name at a party. Wear it to the game. Wear it to brunch. Wear it to places that have nothing to do with hockey, because at this point it's less of a jersey and more of a personality. Machine washable. Dryer optional, but so is your back-check, so we understand if you skip steps. All sales are final, much like your decision to play beer league hockey in your thirties.
Cream or Glizzy Green. S–XXL. Pairs well with a beer you didn't pay for.
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No returns. All sales final. We’ve only got so many leashes for so many dogs — we’re here to spread Glizzies in the wild, not run a returns desk. Pick your size like you mean it.
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